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5.09.2004

Sometimes it Takes a Man's Drink to Keep Me Swingin!



He's a famous actor! Because we said so! Like the old saying or whatever says, "if you have to ask, it's not worth it." I think I made that up. BUT, this is still (WOW!) the best cocktail juice I ever tasted. But, I don't think I see any official quote from Victor so how do I know he really endorses this product? Well, let me call him and ask...ring! ring! Hey Vic baby! What's the deal with this new Tumayta juice dey got now?! Is it rich and satisfying? Is it cool and clean? Does it make me a man? "I don't know, yes, yes yes, no. How do I know he isn't drinking scotch? How do I know that he is THE Victor McLaglen? The proof is in the WOW! It's all about flavor baby. It's all about having a nice refreshing cocktail beverage in your hand, wit da lucky brand cigs in ya mout' and listenin' to some chairman of da board, cha cha cha! Arinka dinka doo! "if you could use some exotic juice...you know the rest! (wink!)"