A Cloud 10 production...
From the people that brought you Revelation, Tribulation and Judgement comes...
"Image of the Beast II: Apocalypse V: Return of the Beast: Devastation"
Tagline: "This summer, everybody's getting the mark"
Producers: Brett Warren and Jack Van Impe
Director: David Giancola
Music: Vangelis
Cast:
Gary Busey--------------------Tom Canboro (police detective)
Jeff Fahey---------------------Thorold Stone (counter-terrorism expert)
Christopher Walken-----------James K. Polk V (former president)
Hugo Weaving-----------------Lucifer (Satan) (The Devil)
Monica Bellucci----------------Mary Magdalen (in flashbacks)
Nick Mancuso-----------------Franco Macalousso (the antichrist)
Robert Vaughn----------------Son of the Antichrist
Andy Serkis-------------------Pope Supercilious XXVIII (the pope)
Jessica Steen------------------Victoria Thorne (single female lawyer)
George Woodard---------------Head of O.N.E Army
Charles B. Pierce---------------Satan's Clone
Shaquille O'Neil----------------Jaleel McNeil (professional basketball player)
Carol Alt-----------------------Cindy Bolton (blind computer wiz/ eye candy)
Tony Nappo-------------------Willie Spino (handicapped computer wiz/ fat)
Leigh Lewis-------------------Helen Hannah (chick from all the movies)
Richard Nester----------------Bronson Pearl (the guy from the first movie)
Synopsis:
After having his "Day of Wonders" (virtual reality helmet that gives people the mark of the beast) plan foiled for the third time, Franco Macalousso, the antichrist, decides to clone a smarter version of himself to assist in bringing his evil plans to pass. Meanwhile, in an internet chat room, Willie Spino, computer geek turned O.N.E cronie discovers the plans for a new and improved day of wonders which will be distributed in pill form. Willie calls his blind friend Cindy Bolton who calls her good friend and former lover Thorold Stone. Thorold teams up with his former academy buddy Tom Canboro and former lawyer Victoria Thorne, together they seek out the help of former president and current owner of the formerly and currently Washington Bullets, James K. Polk the fifth. Polk is the only one that can help Thorold and Tom get close enough to the antichrist (who has box seat season tickets) to overhear his plans for the new day of wonders project. Disguised as newly drafted players for the team, the two are invited to a players only post game party. Tom and Thorold convince the antichrist to have a drinking contest with Bullet's center Jaleel McNeil, the antichrist agrees after remembering him from the Radio shack commercials. After finally inebriating the antichrist, the two are disappointed to find out that he is NOT the antichrist but merely his son, he knows nothing. But he does reveal a vital piece of information, Cindy Bolton, the hot blind woman/computer wiz, is going to turn on Tom, Thorold and Victoria again, just like she did in "Apocalypse II: Revelation". With this new information, they set a trap for the blind lady, pretending to be converts to One Nation Earth, Cindy takes them to meet Franco Macalousso. But alas, he knows that Tom Canboro and Thorold Stone are faking! But who told Franco of their plans? None other than Helen Hannah, who is in league with Pope Supercilious XXVIII. After a long exposition revealing her and the antichrist's master plans, Tom and Thorold turn and run, trying to escape from the O.N.E compound, a half hour chase ensues and J.K. Robertson is right on their tail. Thorold Stone and Tom Canboro are going to need the help of a really old character to get out of this one...just as they become cornered by O.N.E agents and the guy from Commader and Conquer, none other than BRONSON PEARL comes to the rescue! Yeah, that guy. Better yet, Bronson has vital information for Tom and Thorold, the new day of wonders will be disguised as AOL trial discs, no one will be able to escape, he has more information too; Victoria Thorne has been kidnapped by the antichrist's son. Tom and Thorold decide to split up, Tom goes to rescue Victoria and Thorold goes to kill the antichrist. In a super cool gearing up scene Thorold arms himself to the teeth with sweet weapons, then heads to the O.N.E headquarters to do the deed. Tom goes with Thorold once they realize that the antichrist and Victoria are in the same building. The two shoot their way through the heavily guarded building in a way that makes the Matrix lobby scene look like child's play. They then confront the antichrist who, they find out, can deflect bullets, so the sweetest kung fu fight EVER incurs. Thorold and Tom tag team Macalousso, but then the antichrists son takes off with Victoria, Tom Canboro chases after. After a glorious display of martial arts mastery, the antichrist leaves Thorold's bloody and broken body sprawled on the ground. Meanwhile, Tom chases the antichrist’s son and Victoria to the edge of the buildings rooftops. While on the rooftops, the antichrist's son reveals his plan's and all it's weaknesses. Saying that he himself is the new day of wonders project, he can move in and out of people's minds at will, the key to the Armageddon lies within his mind!! MWAHAHAH!!!
He then reveals that his father has badly beaten Thorold, there is no hope left! MWAAHAHAH!! Satan then appears in human form to confirm this, that there is indeed, no hope.
Remembering from earlier in the movie, Tom challenges the antichrist's son to another drinking contest...on the edge of the building. Tom, knowing that he's Gary Busey, knows that he can easily out drink anyone. After finally getting the antichrist's son drunken enough, Tom pushes him off the building, thus postponing the Armageddon for at least another movie.
After a romantic scene with Victoria, Tom runs back to find his dying friend. Precious moments are shared, tears are shed then Thorold passes on. In a fit of rage Tom yells to the antichrist "I'll get you in the next movie! AAAAaaaarrrrrrggggghhhh!!!"
dun dun dun!
THE END.
Soundtrack listing coming soon.
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