Say It Better! With Michael McDonald...

Ever been in a situation where impact is key? Where standing out is vital? Where the competition is brutal and you need that extra something to push you over the top?
Well, my friend, dig this, if you dare...
The Michael McDonald daily vocal harmonizer software!

"I constantly have to reintroduce myself to people. Nothing I say ever seems to get through! If I don't find some new and helpful software based on a 70's rock legend I might just put my head in the oven and bake it! Will that get your attention then, Darlene!? WILL IT!?" Says Stewart Jeffies of Tallahassee, FL

Stewwww, don't tell yourself that it's over!
Using our proven technology the Michael McDonald harmonizer recognizes your natural speech pattern, reinterprets it SCIENTIFICALLY and accentuates your words with beautiful (patent pending) Michael McDonald harmonic stylings!
Imagine yourself hosting a big business meeting, or out to dinner with that girl of your dreams... what are you supposed to say in these situations? Thinking of stuff to talk about is hard work and even if you do carry on successful banter who's to say that your voice won't come across as pathetic and infertile? Odds are you'll be alone for the rest of your life. THAT'S WHERE MICHAEL McDONALD COMES IN! (Michael McDonald not included)
Before heading out of the house simply attach the included (BARELY NOTICEABLE) speakers to your suspenders, headband or belt. Then insert the appropriate disc; 12 of which are included in your purchase and all of which apply to specific situations. Finally, adjust the setting to your liking: "Doobie", "Solo" or "Steely".
Doobie is perfect for casual, social situations when you wanna cut foot loose but find yourself too emotionally crippled to have fun. Leave it to Michael McDonald. Say whatever, it don't matter, he'll chime in at the right time making whatever you mumbled in the corner seem wonderful!
Solo is perfect for individuals with grating or irritating voices. Turn it to "Solo" and you'll be takin' it to the streets with a smooth, soothing new voice...MICHAEL McDONALD'S!
And Steely, that setting for the guy or girl who only needs the occasional assistance. That "every once in a while" accentuation for your active lifestyle.

Sweet Freedom indeed! Order yours today and as a bonus offer we'll include a 40 oz bottle of silver-gray beard and mustache dye at no extra cost to you.