Jonahdad Omega: 21st Century Scripture Translator

In the joyous year 1983 a child was born in a manger, a manger made of polyester and rats wool. when he was a small child he would translate everything he could get his hands on. He would translate the back of cereal boxes into pig latin. Jonadad was extremly spiteful and angry at times and would ask his mother, "please mother tell me, why did John Wycliffe and King James not leave any scriptures for me to translate?"
His mother new not the answer and would reply, "because jonadad omega jr, your real gift in life is to translate legal documents." Upon hearing this Jonadad became angry and left his home in Queens to go where he could be appreciated. He was walking down the street one day and saw an advertisment for a contest which read "If thoust can read this than thou shalt enter the scripture translating contest. That was the thing he was waiting for, he immediatly entered the contest and won. He translated 10 time the number of scriptures than enyone else. He was given a medal as his reward, which he wears to this day.