Chicago Cubs 2004: Bartman Returns

'The epic second installment of the Winning Seasons trilogy!'...

Chicago Cubs 2004: Bartman Returns - rated PG-13
After becoming the scapegoat for ruining the Cubs chances in the 2003 playoffs, Steve Bartman returns after a year in hiding to seek his revenge on the Chicago Cubs. Sabotaging each of the players personal lives, he seeks to ruin their chances once again, but this time, it’s their own fault MWAHAHAH!!!

CAST
Ron Santo ------------------------ Al Pacino …“Patrick! Getting into the playoffs is gonna be toouuugh!”
Pat Hughes -----------------------Christopher Lee
Chip Caray -----------------------Bill Hemmer
Steve Stone ---------------------- Ricky Gervais
Steve Bartman ------------------ Hugo Weaving …”Inevitability, Mr. Alou!”
Harry Caray’s Ghost -----------Will Ferrell
The Curse Goat ----------------- Jack Black
Dusty Baker --------------------- Reginald VelJohnson
Pre-Steroids Sammy Sosa -----Dave Chappelle
Kerry Wood --------------------- Leonardo DiCaprio
Greg Maddux ------------------- Owen Wilson
Derek Lee ------------------------ Shaquille O’Neil …”Kyle, I thought I told, the fake to third pickoff move, hasn’t worked since the Cubs won their last world series”.
Moises Alou --------------------- Samuel L. Jackson …”I do not believe that Bartman could have returned without us knowing it”…
Aramis Ramirez ---------------- Mark Rufalo…”Hmm! hod to see SteeBotman iz!”
Corey Patterson -----------------Cuba Gooding Jr ..."Snow dogs? Nobody said anything about snow dogs! Lead off man? Nobody said anything about batting lead-off!"
Mark Prior -----------------------Ben Stiller
Michael Barrett ----------------- Dave Coulier
Mark Grudzielanek -------------Keanu Reeves
Nomar Garciaparra -------------Jeff Goldblum
Paul Bako -------------------------David Fears
Carlos Zambrano ---------------Jon Rhys-Davies
Latroy Hawkins -----------------Orlando Jones
Kid who gives
Sammy the special taco ------- Christopher Walken …“Hook my friend, SAMMY, up with one a your SPECIAL?, tacos”

FILM SCORE by Randy Newman

Part III coming soon! There will be a scene like in Return of the King where all the Cubs players flolick gayly in Kerry Wood's room after he has recovered from throwing Steve Bartman from the Sears tower, thus destroying the curse and restoring order to Chicago.
And the best part is that the credits will have Sir Mix-a-lot doing a super cool early 90's rap song that explains everything that just happened in the movie!