The Epic Half Pound Meat and Potato Burrito

I just experienced Taco Bell's HALF POUND MEAT AND POTATO BURRITO and let me tell you, it's not good, but it will fill your stomach. It's a condensed thanksgiving dinner. This is the answer the United Nations has been looking for in its quest to to solve hunger in Africa.
Taco Bell is becoming a slightly trendier version of the soup kitchen, in fact it's only a short matter of time before they open their doors to the world, declare themselves the messiah and serve up a neverending supply of classic ingredients. After siezing world power and gaining the monopoly on public dining (ala Demolition Man) they will usher in an age of fast food welfare in which drunken college men flourish and multiply...
In the meantime I can just go to Wal-Mart and look under the vending machines for loose change.
The only way that taco bell could be any greater is if they brought back dr. pepper and would either speed up their always slow service or put another location IN MY MOUTH.

screw the burritos as big as your head, YO QUIERO dollar menu!