Today I had to pervert the minds of sixth graders with thoughts of accounting.
I just had a devilish thought...The expression on the partner's face would
be priceless if I switched the educational tape with that of an artful porno movie.
Have you seen the movie Super Size Me?
Every time I go to McDonald's I think of it.
Today there was this 500 lb man(I'm guessing)
Every time he turned I would jump out of the way
because his wingspan was so wide
that I feared he would knock me over.
He was a McDonald's employee.
He ordered two McGriddle's.
Now I know from watching Super Size Me that
the McGriddle is the most fattening item on the menu to date.
The Moral of the Story:
McDonald's is no better than a common drug dealer.
Yes, I agree, the mcGriddle fo shizzle IS the most fattening thing on the menu. That's why I get a side order of kids meal with the mandarin oranges and milk instead of soda and fries. It all balances out in the end...we all die!
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