Towanda: Police State

For several years now Towanda (in the hizzouse) has been under the subjection of the town of Hudson and their one police officer. He's been parked at the four way stop next to the gas station for years now. Thank you, thank you so much, without your presence the intersection would erupt into mass chaos and no one would ever come to a complete stop! It would become the epicenter of drug dealing and prostitution in Mclean county!
Yeah, no. GO BACK TO HUDSON!!! We can govern ourselves. FREEEEEEDOOOOMMMM!!!

To Mr. Bronze 5-0, In case you happen to read my site...you know who you are, leave us alone. Tommorow we're going down to the corner and making a citizens arrest (aka riot). See you then.

And then after that, I'm declaring myself the new Towanda cop and will then subject Hudson to TOWANDA RULE!! Sweet, sweet irony.

But seriously, there's gotta be some law or etiquette or something that determines how long an officer can remain in one place, it's like profiling or something, or being in Jerusalem and having armed guards at the freakin Fast Stop gas station.