...Please start making movies again. I know it's fun, easy and highly lucrative to do voice-overs for Disney animated movies, but I think it's time to consider a serious comeback. Don't get me wrong, White Noise was an extraordinary film, and Multiplicity could very well be the crowning achievement of your career, yet somehow I feel that something is lacking in the Michael Keaton department as of late. And so, I propose this great idea to help get you back on track, it's called "Watch Out! I'm Michael Keaton! " The show would feature you, Michael Keaton, as Michael Keaton, going about your normal routine (whatever that may be), except at certain designated times transforming into a character from one of your films! Just imagine all the mundane places you could burst into your trademark "not quite as crazy as Jack Nicholson" psychotic mode, making a huge scene and possibly freaking unsuspecting bystanders right out. And then when it's over you'll tilt your head ever so slightly, give that sideways glance of uncertainty, and then unleash your new catchphrase..."Hey, just Keaton'"...
Think about it.
Thanks, one of your loyal fans, Brett
enclosed is a portrait I spent many hours completing.
Where is he anyhow? Is he even alive?
ReplyDeleteI don't know, he's starting to become Mark Hamill.
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