"Please Don't Go, Janet" by Will McCorkle

I will miss Bill as he goes but I will hate to see Janet Reno go. What an inspiring leader! The burning of the davidians cult at Waco, the way she sent young Elian back to the commies of Cuba. Janet, we will miss the way you did your hair, your wonderful feminine features, your love for foreigners. Please don't go janet, please don't go!