New Theory About the Antichrist by Will McCorkle

After much study and thought on this complex issue, I have come to the conclusion that the antichrist will not be an American or Palestinian. He will be a European. So watch out Europe, evil is approaching.

Here are my top 7 reasons I have come to this conclusion.

1. Europeans are always next to the best (AMERICA)
2. Europeans are conceded heathens
3. Europeans are counterfeit
4. Europeans are very "religous"
5. Europe is the next worse thing to hell
6. Europeans don't have room to think for themselves
7. And Finally, Europeans are all evil