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1.01.2001

Colonel Sanders: The Life of a Japanese Spy

Who is this Kentucky colonal chicken emporer? How did this squinty eyed entrepreneur become the king of chicken, and How did was this John Hammond look-a-like able to get the money to finance his poutry kingdom? On September 9 1890, Colonal "Harland Sanders" aka Harishimo Sao-dee was born in "Henryville, Indiana" aka Hiroshima, Japan. Age ten was was when he most likely began working for the Japanese government where he was paid $2 a month. He evaded government suspicion by joining the army where he was stationed in Cuba. While he was there he would sit by the road waving a sign to passing tourists, "will trade government secrets nad fried chicken for food". One day while in Cuba he was lost in the jungle, starving, and searching for food. Here was where it all started. He clubbed a chicken and cooked it using spices he found in the jungle. So, between the selling of government secrets and Chicken he was making a good living. But it wasn't enough for this greedy man, from there he went on to several other jobs such as a railroad fireman, lawyer, sold insurance, piloted a river boat, sold tires and operated service stations. With his squinty eyes and hypnotizing charm he conned people all throughout all his travels. His big break finally came when one day in 1955, when he was living in South carolina there was a loud crash out by his barn and he felt the ground shake. He looked outside and saw the object had totally demolished his barn he limped over, peered inside and because of his military training immediatly recognized what it was. A nuclear bomb had fallen on his house that had obviously not gone off. After reporting that the US had faulty weapons, he was given $105 which he used to start his first KFC restaraunt which later in 1973 he sold for $2 million.

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