The Only Thing I'd Ever Need on a Desert Island

If I was trapped on an Island there would only be one thing I would need. And if you were trapped on an island you would want it too. What is this amazing item that I speak of? Duck tape? No. It's the wonderfully lemon scented wetwipe that come in the round plastic package, WetOnes. These tasty lemon sanitizers aren't just for cleaning. Everying you need for your survival is right in this little package. The cloths inside the box are nicely connected. So after having landed on the island you can use them as a rope to hoiste yourself up to grab coconuts(just don't pull too hard). And to go with your meal of coconuts you can drink the lemony juice inside(the nausea is natural). Being clean wouldn't be a problem either, everyday you could bathe yourself with them(rashes are natural too). what happens when you run out of wetones? No problem! The plastic packaging could keep you afloat(as long as you weigh less then 10 lbs) long enough to get you to safety. So do not underestimate the power of the wet one!!! ha ha ha ah ha ha!