The Adventures of a Guy at the World's Most Strict College

Little Billy Snadsgras was taking a liesurely stroll through the park at his college. It was extremely hot because it was mid July and he was not permitted to leave campus until he graduated. Just as he always had to do he walked over to the nearest telephone and called his LDS (local dorm snitch). He did this every half hour so they would know where he was, and not expel him. The intense heat was starting to make his tight black suit chaffe so He looked around to see if anyone was looking and then...loosened his tie! Quickly the scholl authourities jumped him and he was quickly campused. Billy would sit in his empty dorm most of the summer and would suprise himself by saying "gee I wish school would start soon". But it would not so he would look out the window into the real world and weep. One day one of billies friends, Freddie horehound was in the park looking suspicious. Billie could see Him running up to door of his building below. Billie peeked his head out his rooms door and saw Randy Quiggles the local DS coming . He gave an evil look at Billie then when he passed Freddie came diving into the room. "What are you doing?" Billie yelled. Just as he spoke Freddie pulled out a small square box from his suit jacket. "whats that?!" Billie sqealled. Freddie put his hand over Billies mouth, "Please quiet thy speech! The LDM might hear you!"
Both the boys gazed in awe as freddie quietly turned on the switch, "It's a raaaddio" They both proclaimed in sheer hapiness. "Let's listen to...talk radio!" Billie whispered.
Both the boys huddled up in the corner and quitely played the radio the rest of the summer.