The Man Who Will Never Die

He reached down with his big muscular arms of glory and extracted Cuba from the horrible poverty they were in, and created for his people a paradise. Even now we cower under the massive military power of Comarade Fidel Castro! He is loved by everyone, the 110 year old man seems to cheat death at every turn. The CIA cannot kill him, JFK could not tame his revolutionary power and the mafia could not pay him enough to for the secret recipe to his delicious cigars. He is envied by every tyranical ruler in the world, like sadaam Hussein. Children love him, it is rumored that he is going to start his own childrens show called Mr. Castro and friends. Please stop being mean to the old man, and please America, stop trying to intimidate him with trade sanctions. He cannot be frightened, He is a national hero and shall ever be remembered as the man who...uh, um, gee. The uh, man who Lived (seemingly) forever!!!