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1.01.2003

Theories on the Location of the Holy Grail Revealed!

There are two theories about WHAT the Holy Grail is. The first and most common is that it was the cup of christ, used during the last supper and which caught Christ's blood at the crucifixion. This cup was stolen by Joseph of Aramathia, taken to Avalon, then stolen about a thousand more times and searched for by King Arthur and Indiana Jones in many legends.
The Second theory is that the cup of christ or the "holy grai" aka san greal aka sang real was a vessel or "cup" which carried the blood of Christ. Hmm, what carries blood besides cups and baggies at hospitals? People's bodies! So according ot blasphemers, Christ perhaps had a decendent. We're not going to look at that though.

So where is the holy grail you ask? Where can you find the key to long life and fortune?
Well, after it was used at the last supper it probably remained in the house which it took place, for about 20 years maybe. Then after one of the many times Jerusalem was ransaked, the house where the holy grail was most likely burned to ground, rebuilt and burned again, thus destroying the grail.
But wait you say! I thought it was taken to the crucifixion and used to catch the blood of christ?
No, there weren't fast food restraunts then, so people didn't walk around holding cups.

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