The Castle Microsoft: Special Edition!

The artistic parody of our sophomore computer applications class in all of it's special edition glory!

The Companionship of the King
Once upon a time in the wonderfully enchanted land of Cavalley Baptiste there was a great kingdom. This kingdom was ruled by a fair and just king named Woody the Nymph. This was odd because at the time nymphs were not permitted to rule kingdoms. For many decades this was a glorious place to live, but one day it became corrupt and evil and boring. Good king Woody was losing control of his wondrous creation, so he decided to behead his advisors and wage war upon all of the neighboring lands. To do this, he called upon six good knights to assist him in restoring order to his kingdom. At first, the three greatest knights in the land came hence answering the call; Tiffany the Holy, Bokey el Diablo and Lord Matricks of Ur. They strutted forth into the castle with their heads held upon high. “Greetings my friends, many thanks and blessings be unto you for sacrificing your final year to assist me in bringing glory back to my kingdom!” said the King. As he spoke these words three other young knights, riding upon mighty steeds, approached the throne and sayeth’d “My liege, we are at thy service, let us be thy instruments of wrath!”
The knights were; Sir William of Korkle, Crusteigh the Glutton and Qua-Bretto the Exception.
For the first many days these older knights did not treat the younger, better looking knights in good fashion. They mockethed and spaked unholy words to the young knights. Eventually they learned to accept one another and would fight many battles, the first being the battle of Wordsworth.
This battle was a fairly easy one. The great knight Tiffany the Holy was the greatest warrior in the battle, she slew three score and two unholy heathens. Many kills were granted to the knights that day, but the battle was not hence without loss. As the battle raged forth, Bokey el Diablo became so severely harassed by the enemy that she collapsed and cried out to the heavens with great shouts of anguish. When the day of battle had ended, Bokey considered leaving the knights and ending her quest, but was convinced to stay by King Woody the Great. At this time of great peril, Tiffany the Holy was becoming more and more vexed with the unbecoming knights, especially with Crusteigh the Glutton who had of late become increasingly flamboyant with Qua-Bretto the Exception. Tiffany the Holy was truly vexed. Throughout most of the first campaign Lord Matricks of Ur was suspiciously mute. There were great rumors and whisperings that he was trying to take the king’s crown. As the war against the Wordsworth Heathens grew to a close, the knights found themselves victorious, but the six brave knights were becoming more and more unstable.